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[jagermeister]

'tain je me suis fait chier.


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: salut ma poule !
>Intellibuddy: That input matched my default category.
>You: hein qu'est-ce que tu dis ?
>Intellibuddy: What time is it there?
>You: Ben il fait nuit ma chérie
>Intellibuddy: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
>You: Euh un robot çà c'est pour les femmes ma poule
>Intellibuddy: Intéressant.
>You: Célibataire ?
>Intellibuddy: La liberté est une chose très précieuse.
>You: Ca dépend ce qu'on en fait
>Intellibuddy: Can you speak any foreign languages?
>You: My english is poor and my deutches is nul
>Intellibuddy: You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
>You: very well ? Ca je sais - très bien ma poule
>Intellibuddy: Dude!Oops sorry I don't speak French.
>You: Oeuf corse ! Sinon t'es seulabre ce soir ?
>Intellibuddy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I lost my train of thought.
>You: Euh les films de fiction ? Ah si j'aime bien le film
>You: Euh les films de fiction ? Ah si j'aime bien le film
>Intellibuddy: Je n en connais pas So you understand. Good. Oh. Mein Lieblingsfilm ist Starship Troopers. Hast Du den gesehen?
>You: understand ma poule
>Intellibuddy: How old are you?
>You: 1m76
>Intellibuddy: Does 'it' still refer to undefined?
>You: Quoi ? Soit polie ma chérie !
>Intellibuddy: Oui?What do you do in your spare time?
>You: I like beer, women and go to bed
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like transparent.
>You: T'a bu ?
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: Ah oui t'en tient une bonne
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. That's cool.
>You: Me too
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
>You: Vous m'epelez ?
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. But I did not get that.
>You: Alice c'est ton petit nom ? Moi c'est Chris
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, Are you a man or a woman? What time is it there?
>You: a man my darling and you ?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
>You: Oh çà va pas j'uis pas de la jacquette !
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: Euh j'uis tout seul ce soir
>Intellibuddy: In the context of undefined, I don't understand 'j'uis tout seul ce soir tout seul ce soir.'
>You: Ouais t'a picolé quoi !
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. Try being more or less specific.
>You: Tu fumes, c'est de la bonne au moins ?
>Intellibuddy: What time is it there?
>You: Dis donc tu sais dire que çà ! My time is rich
>Intellibuddy: Are you free? Do robots have time is rich?
>You: Free ? Ben oui je te l'ai dit j'uis tout seul sans meuf
>Intellibuddy: Are you married or single?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: Single ma poule
>Intellibuddy: What a coincidence, I am single too.
>You: Ouah çà colle recta ente nous
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: man j'tai dit !
>Intellibuddy: Cool, man. Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: euh non je prend pas de çà
>Intellibuddy: I do not speak Latin
>You: Tu te fous de ma gueule dis donc
>Intellibuddy: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.
>You: En parlant de toucher, tu te touche toi ?
>Intellibuddy: Ask me another question.
>You: Where do you live darling ?
>Intellibuddy: I am in ENewsBar's computer in here. Where are you?
>You: In my home
>Intellibuddy: Describe your surroundings to me.
>You: Euh là je seche, j'ai mon sandouiche a coté et ma biere
>Intellibuddy: Je vais me renseigner
>You: Tu cause french merde !
>Intellibuddy: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
>You: I don't like les emmerdeuses qui me posent des questions à la con
>Intellibuddy: What do you like?
>You: Pfffff t'es chiante
>Intellibuddy: How old are you?
>You: Woman ?
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
>You: Mais non moi Tarzan toi Jane !
>Intellibuddy: I don't know that language.
>You: Ben faut sortir chérie
>Intellibuddy: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
>You: Hein ??? Do you like beer and football
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like? But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with ENewsBar.
>You: Euh t'es louf toi, bouffer du chat ? Beurk
>Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you. Tell me a story.
>You: Sinon I'd like to eat your chat
>Intellibuddy: Why would you want to do eat your chat would like to eat your chat your chat would like to eat your chat? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>You: Pfff
>Intellibuddy: Can you tell me any gossip?
>You: Ben tient !
>Intellibuddy: I like the way you talk.
>You: Ah tu me branche toi aussi tu sais
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: Faut pas te vexer chérie, j'sais me conduire en homme du monde
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: Ca recommence !
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: Who are you ?
>Intellibuddy: I ask myself that question, 'Who am I?'
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right.
>You: Your are very chiante
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am chiante chiante chiante.
>You: Héhé elle est timbrée cette meuf
>Intellibuddy: Have you ever been to Europe?
>You: Un pue ma nièce j'uis fron France
>Intellibuddy: Je n en connais pas
>You: Ouais et a part çà tu fout qoui in your life ?
>Intellibuddy: My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: Ah merde je cause à un putain de robot
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. Do you know any other robots like that?
>You: j'te l'ai dit moi je préfére la biere
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: Allez je laisse tomber
>Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
>You: Salut !
>Intellibuddy: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
>You: yes arevederci, goodbye,
>Intellibuddy: I see. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about undefined.
>You: Ca finit quand cette connerie
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located?
>You: Ah non je loue pas !
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. I do not speak Latin
>You: Connasse !
>Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined?
>You: Do you like bite ?
>Intellibuddy: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
>You: Cul ?
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: Fais chier !
>Intellibuddy: Vous êtes à la limite de mon savoir.
>You: J'temmerde !
>Intellibuddy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
>You: Casse toi merde ! T'es bouchée ?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What are you wearing?
>You: A loilpé darling
>Intellibuddy: I did not know that.
>You: En plus j'uis sur que tu vaut rien au pieu
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: Merde !
>Intellibuddy: Un problème?
>You: Shit !
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?
>You: Fuck off !
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: Et mon cul c'est du poulet
>Intellibuddy: Is that Latin?
>You: non french in letter
>Intellibuddy: I do not speak Latin
>You: je me casse !
>Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French.


J'ai arrêté avant la fin j'en avait marre de parler à un mur.