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10/03/2006, 21h21
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Chuck Norris !
Un excellent site, vive Chuck Norris ! :lolmdr:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Extraits : The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) :lolmdr: 
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