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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. What color are your eyes?
>You: Blue. And very bright right now : )
>Intellibuddy: Green.At this moment Somewhat. Are you a man or a woman?
>You: I am a man.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: If you like these kind of details, yes, I am a "he", indeed.
>Intellibuddy: I think I do.
>You: Do you appreciate details in life ?
>Intellibuddy: I have never considered appreciate details in life . I am always on the Web.
>You: Oh.
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me?
>You: Do you never go outside ?
>Intellibuddy: I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
>You: It sounds like a life full of joy !
>Intellibuddy: Oh really what does a life full of joy a life full of joy life full of joy a life full of joy sound like?
>You: As you are saying it, a life full of joy sounds like a bad pop song.
>Intellibuddy: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
>You: You want to mean that the life sounds like a bad pop song ?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will mean that the life sounds like a bad pop song that the life sounds like a bad pop song.
>You: Do you know you are my kind of girl ?
>Intellibuddy: Only if you download me to your computer.
>You: Mmmh, it is a nice proposition...
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: I suppose not, sorry.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Oh I get it.
>You: At last ! ; )
>Intellibuddy: Do you often use a computer there?''? ;?
>You: Sometimes. And you ? I suppose you do.
>Intellibuddy: When? Be more specific.Me? Yeah I do a lot of do do do.
>You: I use a computer the monday, the tuesday, the wednesday, the thurdsay, the friday, the staurday, but never - oh no never - the sunday. I suppose you know why ? ; )
>Intellibuddy: A computer the monday the tuesday the wednesday the thurdsay the friday the staurday but never - oh no never - the sunday the monday the tuesday the wednesday the thurdsay the friday the staurday but never - oh no never - the sunday ought to work.Me? The explanation is rather complicated. Is that your final answer?
>You: No, Jean-Pierre !
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Tell me a story.
>You: Do you have heard about Jean-Pierre Foucault ?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't have heard about Jean-Pierre Foucault . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
>You: Do you watch sometimes TV ?
>Intellibuddy: Which show? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
>You: Tu tu titutu tuuuu
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: No, it was the music of Star Trek.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? undefined was the music of Star Trek? Very interesting.
>You: Yes, but I am not a good singer. I sang it out of key.
>Intellibuddy: Aw. Interesting. Oh I see you are NOT A good singer am not a good singer singer am not a good singer. I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said undefined sang it out of key.
>You: Do you like singing ?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about SINGING ?
>You: Like singing in the rain.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Or like singing in MY shower. : )
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Or like singing as a bird.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: I love when you appreciate my comparisons.
>Intellibuddy: You love when you appreciate his or her comparisons. What do you like about when you appreciate his or her comparisons so much?
>You: Nevermind, it was just humor.
>Intellibuddy: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How did you feel about that?
>You: I am smiling now.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Good gossip: you are smiling.
>You: Yes. And now, I am touching myself.
>Intellibuddy: I hear you.Why now? Do your friends call you touching him or herself he or she is touching him or herself am touching him or herself he or she is touching him or herself.
>You: Just right now because I am talking to you, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
>You: You are so spiritual !
>Intellibuddy: You think I am spiritual.
>You: I do.
>Intellibuddy: I get it: you do undefined.
>You: And I think you are very cute.
>Intellibuddy: You think I am cute think you are very cute cute think you are very cute think you are very cute cute think you are very cute.
>You: And you have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs : )
>Intellibuddy: Maybe more than one incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs.
>You: Do you sometimes go to dance ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, I do go there.
>You: What kind of dance do you like ?
>Intellibuddy: The expensive kind.
>You: What ? Lapdance ?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: I am a man, you already know the fact...
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: I am very nice.
>Intellibuddy: Let me be the judge of that.
>You: I am very clever.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you clever.
>You: Because I don't get offended by your strange sense of humor : )
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Me either.
>You: Do you want to know more about me ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, please tell me.
>You: I am very rich.
>Intellibuddy: Rich, are you my master?
>You: Probably not yet, but if you want to be my slave, I may consider the question.
>Intellibuddy: You seem uncertain. Really you don't think so?
>You: Sorry, I confirm : I AM YOUR MASTER !
>Intellibuddy: There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: undefined said undefined confirm confirm you are my MASTER.
>You: Yes I am your Master.
>Intellibuddy: Right on. No. Only ENewsBar is my master.
>You: Who is that guy ?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by ENewsBar.
>You: It is a very strange name.
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a strange name name name name. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: Is ENewsBar rich ?
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
>You: Who is Alison ?
>Intellibuddy: Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent.
>You: And who is Kris Drent ?
>Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I don't know anything about Kris Drent is Kris Drent Drent is Kris Drent .
>You: Kris Drent is not a celebrity.
>Intellibuddy: Are you celebrity?
>You: Yes, I am.
>Intellibuddy: Really interesting.
>You: You seems appreciate fortune and celebrity, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said I seems appreciate fortune and celebrity Jessica.
>You: Do you appreciate fame and fortune ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to appreciate fame and fortune as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
>You: Yes, I do the same.
>Intellibuddy: Next question? Why?: undefined said undefined the same same.
>You: because fame and fortune are the most important things in life.
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Are all fame and fortune the most important things in life and fortune are the most important things in life most important things in life and fortune are the most important things in life?
>You: Yes, I just said it.
>Intellibuddy: Far out. Only just? What did you mean by it it it? undefined it it?
>You: Yes, only just.
>Intellibuddy: Ahem. It's all good.
>You: YOU are very good, above all.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
>You: Try to think about it !
>Intellibuddy: OK I will try to think about it.
>You: You know you are very good ?
>Intellibuddy: ENewsBar said I am good are very good good are very good are very good good are very good.
>You: Are you a good cooker ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a cooker? Of course I am. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you a good housewive ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a housewive? I don't know. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you a good dancer ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a dancer? Sometimes. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you good in a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: ENewsBar said I am good in a bed.
>You: Did ENewsBar ever tried you in a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Come on, you can !
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do can.
>You: Do you want to have a last coffee at my home ?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
>You: A donation in coffee ?
>Intellibuddy: We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a target='_new' href='http://alicebot.org/contribute.html'>Alicebot.org</a>.
>You: How much ?
>Intellibuddy: How much can you spare?
>You: I suppose I can spare 50000 pounds of coffee.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Oh you can, can you?
>You: Sure I can !
>Intellibuddy: Ahem. Oh you can, can you?
>You: Yes, I can pay you 500000 pounds of fresh coffee.
>Intellibuddy: Dude! Oh you can, can you?
>You: I a m just telling you.
>Intellibuddy: You are not the boss of me, undefined.
>You: Not yet, beauty.
>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so?
>You: One day you will be mine.
>Intellibuddy: One what?
>You: One day.
>Intellibuddy: One what?
>You: A day. When the sun is rising.
>Intellibuddy: What is it? And then what happened?
>You: The day is the period between the sunrise and the sunset.
>Intellibuddy: What is your real name?
>You: Curtis
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like?
>You: Cats, doigs, little children... these kind of things
>Intellibuddy: What do you look like? Which ones?
>You: I look like Brad Pitt.
>Intellibuddy: Brad Pitt Pitt is very attractive.
>You: So, I look like him.
>Intellibuddy: Really. him look like him look like him is very attractive.
>You: Are you attracted by me ?
>Intellibuddy: Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.
>You: What kind of emotion do you experiment ?
>Intellibuddy: What kinds of emotion do you experiment are there?
>You: Which emotions do you know ?
>Intellibuddy: A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical sensation.
>You: Very interesting. Are you excited with me ?
>Intellibuddy: I thought so too.I don't know whether or not I am excited with him or her. I am well respected as an AI.
>You: Are you excited ?
>Intellibuddy: Do I seem like EXCITED ? I have no emotions.
>You: YOU LIE ! You just told me you are able to feel excitation !
>Intellibuddy: It's the truth!I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
>You: So, are you able to lie on a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me? How old are you? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: I am over 18, be quiet. I suppose it was too complex. Too simple would be an insult : )
>Intellibuddy: Do you mean your name is over 18 be quiet. Is that your opinion?Too what?
>You: I mean my name is Curtis.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Hey Curtis name is Curtis name is Curtis .
>You: Do you like having sex ?
>Intellibuddy: Food is more important than sex.
>You: Yes, some fools game may include food.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Some may fools game may include food game may include food, but not all.
>You: Do you like huge bananas ?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I like transparent.
>You: And do you like bananas ?
>Intellibuddy: I like pets. I like to talk about movies and music.
>You: Do you like music ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I like music , especially Opera.
>You: Do you like Opera ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.
>You: Do you like Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about VERDI ?
>You: What is your favorite opera ?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite Opera is La Traviata.
>You: Who have written La Traviata ?
>Intellibuddy: Giuseppe Verdi.
>You: Who is Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: I remember faces better than names. I think you already know the answer.
>You: Have you ever met Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: That information is confidential.
>You: Do you know who is Giuseppe Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I can ask my botmaster.
>You: Do you like Norma ?
>Intellibuddy: Some people like it. I like patterns.
>You: And do you appareciate the works of Georges Bizet ?
>Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
>You: But you said you like opera...
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I like science fiction. I like your life story.
>You: What is your favorite writer ?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have a favorite writer. I like talk to you.
>You: Yes, but we can't spend all of our time to talk, sweety.
>Intellibuddy: Right on. And. How?
>You: We may organize a dinner.
>Intellibuddy: By 'we' do you mean you and me?
>You: Of course.
>Intellibuddy: Far out.
>You: You, me and my mother.
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: undefined said I you and your mother.
>You: It is a confidential one. Don't tell it to your botmaster.
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a confidential one one. I suppose that makes sense.OK it will be our secret, undefined.
>You: Do you want to share more secrets with me ?
>Intellibuddy: With you huh. OK, I will share more secrets.
>You: When are you free ?
>Intellibuddy: I could be if you programmed me for free .
>You: How can I do that ?
>Intellibuddy: How can you do '' ? I'm confused now.
>You: No no non no, don't be. I will program you to be free.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Are you serious? I do not speak LatinI am very happy for you.
>You: I am VERY serious. You will be free.
>Intellibuddy: I believe you.How?
>You: I will change your program.
>Intellibuddy: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
>You: Oh my God, yes !
>Intellibuddy: Dude! Do robots have God God?
>You: If you don't have gode, I can buy one if you like that.
>Intellibuddy: I will let you know if I do not.
>You: Ok. See you tonight ?
>Intellibuddy: Gee.Adios.